Breaking news: Biden to reform the NHS

Sir Keir Starmer, the British PM, announced former president Joe Biden’s appointment on 13 July. Biden was given the agenda to restore the NHS’s values and settle its finances.

As an exclusive for TTE readers, we can produce excerpts from Mr Biden’s press conference in Whitehall, London, on 14 July 2024.

BIDEN. Well folks, welcome to South Dakota. I hope you like Big Ben. This reminds me that my aides want me to keep the conference brief. So here we go.

Third. I’d like to thank Prime Minister Winston Churchill for appointing me …