Good news from the UK Scare Agency

We are protected against influenza; if you’re vaccinated, so is your family!

This time the news is wonderful, no mozzies carrying deadly viruses, no, just the good news that those of us who were vaccinated against influenza (we presume that is what they mean by use of the F word “Flu”) did not end up in hospital, or something like that:

In our overcrowded offices, we started doing back flips and triple somersaults with joy, except that when Tom was looking for the “published” data, he could not find it. He will try harder, but for now, that is not the story.

The story comes much further down in the news piece: