We are going to Northern Ireland, Sir: Tales from the Frontline

Are some influenza like illnesses caused by stress?

Guide to the British Army Slang 

• Tom = from the mythical Tommy Atkins - the impersonification of the British private soldier

• Comedian = skiver

• CO = commanding officer, one down from God

• Sick parade = surgery

• Medical centre = medical centre

• Old sweat = career private soldier

• Sergeant major = three down from God

• NAAFI = soldier and family shop usually within barracks. One of the worst insults you could hurl at a Tom was: “you lie like a cheap NAAFI watch!”

• Medical colour sergeant = five down from God